Does anyone know where I can find a CHEAP dirt bike for sale?

Your best best would be craigslist. It might be hard to find something that is close to your location on ebay. Fact is if your not willing to drive further, then shopping of internet will be tricky. I would go to every cities local news paper online and look around. Most news papers have an online website with adds. At least check the closest big cities. A lot of people that sell things are not computer savy, so you can bet you will more then likely find what your looking for in local papers. And keep in mind that just because CRF's are red doesn't mean you cant buy different color plastics for them. For plastics your best bet is ebay or any bike shop online. My lady has a CRF and i got her pink plastics. Good luck finding it, hope I helped.